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Lyrics submitted by starkitty The dating game lyrics in now to tell us what you think this song The dating game lyrics. Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. Know something about this song or lyrics? Add it to our wiki. Host Intro Let's meet contestant 1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile.

Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question? Sharon Contestant 1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.

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Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you! Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready! Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to The dating game lyrics up and bust him in his fuckin lips!

It's dinner time, The dating game lyrics hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some The dating game lyrics your little brother I'm standing staring at your The dating game lyrics, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits! After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the "The dating game lyrics" to his chin!

After your mom does the dishes and the The dating game lyrics, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!! Host Now let's meet contestant 2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival.

He says women call him stretch nuts. Sharon, let's hear your question. Sharon I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, A man who expresses himself in his own special way 2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you "The dating game lyrics" me know? First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo The dating game lyrics you!

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here! I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant 1 and break his fuckin jaw! Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day!

Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll fuck your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!

Host Well it sounds like contestant 2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date Sharon Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Whoever's the smoothest wins! Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how The dating game lyrics fat you are!

I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. You'd be jackin me quick!

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I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face! Yeah, freak her with The dating game lyrics nuts, yeah that'll get her!

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Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better! Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant 2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket eeeuuugghhh The dating game lyrics ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg! How you gonna diss yo mama? The Dating Game song meanings. Add your thoughts 47 Comments. No Replies Log in to reply. There was an error. I'm sure if you walked up The dating game lyrics one and asked you'll find out.

Flag thenumberofthebeast on July 18, I'm fucking tired of people calling it "that game show song" cause' it's the only fucking one they ever listen to and they don't even bother to find out what it's called. Fucking wanna "The dating game lyrics" Juggalos! Its called the Neden Game right on girlchoosesboy! General Comment women call him stretch nuts. Log in now to add this track to your mixtape!

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